So, you think you understand those arcane computer terms, do you? Think again, and laugh along with The Geek's Computer Dictionary.
Everyone from Internet newbies to jaded IT professionals can find laughs in this wacky take on technical terms.
STUDENTS: Sneak this handy guide into your next IT or Internet test.
PARENTS: Use the Geek to understand your kid's techno-speak.
IT PROFESSIONALS: Use terms from the Geek to impress your boss, or explain your job to friends and family.
A few examples:
E-COMMERCE: Money you lose online through Nigerian con games, Internet gambling, and stock trading.
LOW LEVEL LANGUAGE: Expressions used when the computer breaks.
RAM: One of a pair of hideous flying reptiles from the 1951 Japanese monster movie "Ram and Rom Stomp Osaka."
VIRUS: In humans, a short-term, non-lethal condition easily treated; in computers, just the opposite.
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